Privileging the be-childed

As a single, childless person who intends to stay that way, I have to come out strongly and self-interestedly against giving kids the right to vote. It sounds fair on its surface, but in practice, it’s just giving people extra votes because they have children, since children will vote for whoever they’re told to by their parents most of the time. Let’s face it—those scary men who insist on having 12 children to ~~glorify their mighty cocks~~ satisfy some bizarre religious requirement shouldn’t get 12 times as big a vote as someone like me.